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The Executive – paralyzed

Even if you’ve never played in Riverman Media projects, then surely something about them heard. If you have not heard – well, part of your life is definitely in vain. It is this office responsible for some crazy, seemed contrived and implemented under serious substance games, which at the time was such a spirit of originality that not all have survived. Opus ma gnum companies – of course, Pizza Vs. Skeleton: fake story where giant pizza struggled with the risen skeletons. Today we have a concert, not worse: The Executive office fighting game.
Someone gave all the office staff and they turned into their alter-ego: wolves, pigs, sheep bipod and shrivelled succubi. Normally looks only our hero, who, after drinking a glass of water from the cooler, indulges in an office massacre – to kill, to rant and rave.

Of course, the subtext inherent in The Executive, it is impossible not to believe: the game will feature all the popular characters oshivayutsya from 9 to 17 in place of your work. Remora, toadies, dickless, mistress of all stripes, aggressive nobodies – you may even find your type (unless, of course, admitting to yourself). To portray the office as a sort of bestiary, where between the head of the division and the armoured pig is a sign of equality – of course, the idea is not new, but nevertheless great. Besides, only here the armored pig, excuse me, rubbing the snout.

The simplest fighting game, two buttons pressed at the head of the enemy – he got. Clicked on feet – low kick. Defense is the same; to lose or win can only be due to some characteristics. Here are the interesting ones. In addition to the regular pumping of health and strength, there is, so to speak, moves: you can effectively hit with a fire or punctured by lightning. Additional techniques are expensive, but within the game you can’t afford them – there are no in-app purchases.
With time comes another, office party – money. For each (quite compact) level you get some sort of reward. Don’t run to squander it in the store: funds can be invested.

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Despite the Apocalypse, all financial flows in the building are still working. So give the salary for the purchase of, say, stocks that will make you a profit is the right and faithful thing. Remember – you not only a fighter with an animal mugs, and office worker.

Levels in the game a lot (more than 100), but they are short – half an hour you can go through about five. Monsters also do not stagnate: someone who acquires a stronger blow, someone gets a new sword and shield. The scenario is poorly explained but apparently, you just move on a higher floor – there is already not rats and sharks.

Looks like The Executive is quite presentable and funny – despite a high rate (between the hero fights only running fast), you can see all the parts through which ridiculed standard office life. Of course, this is not satire, but quite a tolerable joke.
The game costs $ 169, but this is a launch discount of 40%. The current price tag is quite adequate to the application, so that he manages – is likely to give 200-250 rubles for this experiment you will not take the risk.

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